Port Noarlunga - Bloody Legend Tee | Pre-Order

PORT NOARLUNGA — BLOODY LEGEND

Someone climbed one of Port Noarlunga’s Norfolk pines and somehow planted an Australian flag at the very top.

Nobody seems to know who did it.

But one thing is certain…

Bloody legend.

The moment took off across Port Noarlunga and South Australia, so we turned it into the first Side Road Closed local release.

The artwork is inspired by the real Port Noarlunga coastline — the Norfolk pines, Esplanade, Captain Collet Barker Memorial Cairn, jetty and, of course, the ‘legendary’ flag flying from the top of the tree.

Designed locally in Adelaide, South Australia.

THE TEE

• Premium black short-sleeve T-shirt
• Large Port Noarlunga artwork on the back
• Small Side Road Closed / Port Noarlunga chest print
• Unisex fit
• Initial size range S–3XL

PRE-ORDER

This is the first production run and is being offered by pre-order.

First pre-order round closes:
Sunday 13 September 2026.

Estimated dispatch:
By Friday 2 October 2026.

Orders may be dispatched earlier depending on the final production method.

If circumstances cause a significant delay, customers will be contacted with an updated timeframe and the option to cancel for a full refund.

GIVING BACK

5% of the sale price from every item in this release will be donated to a South Australian mental-health charity.

We are currently confirming the recipient and will publish the charity and final donation amount.

A LOCAL STORY. A LOCAL CREATOR.

Side Road Closed is an Adelaide-created brand built around places, stories and the idea that the expected road isn’t always the only road.

This one started with a flag at the top of a tree in Port Noarlunga.

Bloody legend.

PLEASE NOTE

Product images are design mock-ups. Final garment, print dimensions and colour reproduction may vary slightly depending on the final production method.

SIZE GUIDE

Classic Tee — Regular Fit

S — Width 47 cm | Length 70 cm
M — Width 52 cm | Length 74 cm
L — Width 56.5 cm | Length 77.5 cm
XL — Width 61 cm | Length 81 cm
2XL — Width 64 cm | Length 84 cm
3XL — Width 68 cm | Length 87 cm

Width is measured across the garment from armpit to armpit while laid flat.

Please check the measurements before ordering. For the best comparison, lay a similar T-shirt you already own flat and compare its measurements.

This is a pre-order release, so please choose your size carefully. Minor manufacturing tolerances may apply.

If the final production garment differs materially from this size specification, we will contact affected customers before production.